Abnormally high UK temperatures continue

[Dec27]

Oh dear, you need to read my survival guide.

Word

 

[noseall]

What happens if my piṣs is really dark like gravy?

Sounds like your shíttin out of your shlong.

 

[pete01]

Oh dear, you need to read my survival guide.

What colour your pizz is means nothing, I prefer mine dark always have.

 

[Dec27]

What colour your pizz is means nothing, I prefer mine dark always have.

Like a morning pee, when it smells like sugar puffs

 

[pete01]

Like a morning pee, when it smells like sugar puffs

You took it too far

 

[Highway Man]

What colour your pizz is means nothing, I prefer mine dark always have.

OMG but to be fair, I didnt expect you to survive the hot weather, you are just too simple

 

[Dec27]

My local cafe shut the kitchen at 11am today as they can’t cope.

Luckily I was there at 10.30 so got my breakfast

 

[Dec27]

You took it too far

It’s true and you know it mate.

 

[pete01]

OMG but to be fair, I didnt expect you to survive the hot weather, you are just too simple

I can survive any weather even climate change weather if I want.

 

[Dec27]

I can survive any weather even climate change weather if I want.

Has the climate changed ?

 

[pete01]

My local cafe shut the kitchen at 11am today as they can’t cope.

Luckily I was there at 10.30 so got my breakfast

Mine was open all day I saw the sweat go into my beans they tasted awesome

 

[pete01]

Has the climate changed ?

Na it's just bloody hot

 

[Highway Man]

My local cafe shut the kitchen at 11am today as they can’t cope.

Luckily I was there at 10.30 so got my breakfast

Probably on the advice of Noseall they shut. They will learn to ignore him.

 

[Highway Man]

I can survive any weather even climate change weather if I want.

If you worked at my job, I wouldn't rate your life expectancy tbh. You would get the hats wrong and just pass out.

 

[pete01]

If you worked at my job, I wouldn't rate your life expectancy tbh. You would get the hats wrong and just pass out.

I always wear this when working outside so I'd be fine.