What have you bought today?

[Mottie]

That's a wheelie bin.

Cut the roof off and it’ll be a skip.

 

[pete01]

Cheek

 

[Brigadier]

Cut the roof off and it’ll be a skip.

In its day, a fine steed

 

[pete01]

I’ve bought myself a pen that writes underwater.


It writes other words too.

 

[Mottie]

Been out and bought a dinner suit and a couple of dress shirts for the black tie nights on our cruise.

Forgot to mention this the other day. Should have been in Bods quiz thread but I’ll put it here anyway. While I was looking at suits, they had slim, tailored and regular fit suits plus one other fit I’ve never heard of before. Just for fun, does anyone know the name of the other fit? No Googling…..

 

[pete01]

Tall

 

[Highway Man]

Forgot to mention this the other day. Should have been in Bods quiz thread but I’ll put it here anyway. While I was looking at suits, they had slim, tailored and regular fit suits plus one other fit I’ve never heard of before. Just for fun, does anyone know the name of the other fit? No Googling…..

Outsized?

 

[Highway Man]

@pete01 will know as he buys his clothes in the obese sizes

 

[pete01]

@pete01 will know as he buys his clothes in the obese sizes

You mean ripped

 

[mikehammer69]

Alcohol
Coffee

I’m hoping to switch to coffee tomorrow

 

[Mottie]

Outsized?

Of all the people on here, I thought you would have had one, going by how you describe yourself.

 

[Mottie]

You mean ripped

Close but no cigar.

https://www.next.co.uk/shop/mens/clothing/suits/f/fit-muscle?p=1#882

 

[pete01]

Of all the people on here, I thought you would have had one, going by how you describe yourself.

Oh I've got it now, Bell end fit?

 

[Mottie]

Close but no cigar.

https://www.next.co.uk/shop/mens/clothing/suits/f/fit-muscle?p=1#882

Maybe HWM could get the muscle fit jacket with the super skinny trousers?

 

[Highway Man]

Maybe HWM could get the muscle fit jacket with the super skinny trousers?

All of my suits have to be tailored to fit. My tailor calls it "Hulk fit"