Is there a rocket scientist in da house?

[JohnD]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the other ...er....um.....

 

[breezer]

Well for instance, take a plane and put it on a conveyor as a runway

it still takes off, seen it on mythbusters on Thursday

 

[empip]

But is a conveyor not actually two pieces of conveyor connected together?

Add a twist and halve the surface wear...

 

[Trazor]

Well for instance, take a plane and put it on a conveyor as a runway

it still takes off, seen it on mythbusters on Thursday

None of us would ever have known that...........

http://www.diynot.com/forums/viewto...tdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=.............

 

[tim west]

Sorry Trazor but I cannot continue with the subject of planes and conveyors due to receiving a death threat from someone whos signed themselves 'Sfts' not sure who it's from?

 

[Trazor]

Sorry Trazor but I cannot continue with the subject of planes and conveyors due to receiving a death threat from someone whos signed themselves 'Sfts' not sure who it's from?

If only we had a clue..............

 

[Softus]

Sorry Trazor but I cannot continue with the subject of planes and conveyors due to receiving a death threat from someone whos signed themselves 'Sfts' not sure who it's from?

I'm having a sense of humour failure over that one tw.

 

[tim west]

Sorry Trazor but I cannot continue with the subject of planes and conveyors due to receiving a death threat from someone whos signed themselves 'Sfts' not sure who it's from?

I'm having a sense of humour failure over that one tw.

San Fransisco Tram Spotters, nasty bunch so i'm told

 

[Softus]

I've tried Googling that, but the computer says no.

 

[2scoops0406]

So what's the big deal about the work you do?

I mean, it's hardly rocket science, is it?

It keeps 3 million customers a day happy so I'm told.

You,re a drug dealer then..............

No, but You may have to visit one of them before you do your "business".

 

[AtoZ]

I'm afraid that rockets scientists, and brain surgeons for that matter, will probably be too busy to look on this site......... you know, with the rocket science and brain surgery stuff

AH! but do they know how to wire a plug or how to level a floor or knock up a gauge?

we can all do things they could not and vice versa...





anyway, ive heard their mrs is oogly !

 

[joe-90]

The funny thing about brain surgery is - we ain't got a clue how the brain actually works.

 

[Softus]

The funny thing about brain surgery is - we ain't got a clue how the brain actually works.

Harry Enfield thinks that he knows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lrJg8NMsFw