Nobody Here, I Hope?

Brigade77 · 3 Dec 2021

My mind has just been boggled . . . .

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...dical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html

Mottie · 3 Dec 2021

Well I've heard of shooting yourself in the foot but this is taking things too far.

AngleEyes · 3 Dec 2021

It is actually a believable accident, Artillery shells are often stored 'standing up', i.e pointed end upwards.
If during a 'clear out', and the floor is cluttered with stuff, you happen to stumble backwards......
I suspect many of us have had such accidents (stumbling and falling backwards, not the artillery shell stuff

).
You'd have to be very unlucky to fall slap bang on the shell, but accidents do happen, and they usually are unlucky.
We don't often hear about the 'lucky' accidents.

gas112 · 3 Dec 2021

AngleEyes said:
It is actually a believable accident, Artillery shells are often stored 'standing up', i.e pointed end upwards.
If during a 'clear out', and the floor is cluttered with stuff, you happen to stumble backwards......
I suspect many of us have had such accidents (stumbling and falling backwards, not the artillery shell stuff ).
You'd have to be very unlucky to fall slap bang on the shell, but accidents do happen, and they usually are unlucky.
We don't often hear about the 'lucky' accidents.

Exactly how sore was it and were you not embarrassed in A n E

JP_ · 3 Dec 2021

AngleEyes said:
It is actually a believable accident,

Not many people have a clear out naked though! Well, some sort of clear outs, obviously.

A doctor friend, who is an anaesthetist often working in A&E, said a surprising number of men find themselves with things stuck up their bottoms. They always have a story, but everybody knows they should have just used
Mod edit: this is an Adult link:
a proper tool for the job!

AngleEyes · 3 Dec 2021

JP_ said:
Not many people have a clear out naked though!

Hmm, I hadn't considered that.
In deference to gas112 (

), I'll shell (pun intended) out for some clothes next time I'm fired (pun) up to clearing out my artillery memorabilia.

Mottie · 3 Dec 2021

JP_ said:
Not many people have a clear out naked though! Well, some sort of clear outs, obviously.

A doctor friend, who is an anaesthetist often working in A&E, said a surprising number of men find themselves with things stuck up their bottoms. They always have a story, but everybody knows they should have just used a proper tool for the job!

I have a friend who is an ambulance driver. Says the same thing.
PS, you could have warned us about that link - I've had to clear my browsing history in case Mrs Mottie sees what I've been looking at.

johnny2007 · 3 Dec 2021

Mind blowing...
No, maybe not the mind...

Ihavenojob · 3 Dec 2021

Corporal Jones was wrong, seems like some do like it up 'em.

diy_fun_uk · 3 Dec 2021

Let's face it, if you think about that part of your body and how the outer part of it functions (can't believe I'm typing this!), regardless of the item in question, no amount of 'falling over' is going to result in said item finding its way in/up there. I suppose many of us would feel inclined to come up with a story to save our blushes, but the medical teams aren't daft ...

Lower · 3 Dec 2021

AngleEyes said:
It is actually a believable accident, Artillery shells are often stored 'standing up', i.e pointed end upwards.
If during a 'clear out', and the floor is cluttered with stuff, you happen to stumble backwards......
I suspect many of us have had such accidents (stumbling and falling backwards, not the artillery shell stuff ).
You'd have to be very unlucky to fall slap bang on the shell, but accidents do happen, and they usually are unlucky.
We don't often hear about the 'lucky' accidents.

I sat down on a sofa when i was a student about 25 years ago where someone had left a biro lying around. The biro went through my trousers, up my arse crack and stuck into my right buttock, thankfully about 2 inches from my my actual arse. It was very painful and very embarrassing in A&E when they cleaned the ink out of the wound

but could have been a hell of a lot worse!

Thankfully, one of my housemates witnessed what happened and i had matching holes with blue ink on in my trousers and pants as evidence. I still ended up being ribbed mercilessly by my friends for years.

JP_ · 3 Dec 2021

I worked with a guy who was off sick for a few weeks because he, apparently, fell down the stairs and landed on a glass table.
He resigned shortly after.

^woody^ · 3 Dec 2021

Would this be a so called Dirty Bomb?

Andydevon · 3 Dec 2021

if it wasn't before hand it very well may be now.

Brigade77 · 3 Dec 2021

Not that I'd ever need to, but if I did need a reason in the circumstances I reckon I'd blame the missus, promise never to criticise her cooking again & no I do not wish to press charges

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