Sayings which stick with you, through your life

Deluks said:
"Neither a borrower nor lender be".

If everyone did that
The banks would go bust in a week.
 
"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

Jonathan Swift.
 
One thing I remind people at work: No one's ever died from being patronised.
 
There's nothing to plumbing. All you have to remember is, hot water rises and sh*t runs downhill.

If you can pizz you can paint.

Chippies are people who just turn big bits of timber into smaller bits of timber and sawdust.

(Well that's 3 trades insulted. ;);) )
 
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Be careful who you pay for advice and patient with those who offer it for free
 
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