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  1. J

    Mad dogs and Englishmen

    ...dangerous dog. Is there something wrong with some people, in that they don't watch the news nor read the papers? Why do they think that these dogs are illegal? Why can they not fathom out that one of the reasons why these dogs are banned is because they have a propensity to go crazy and...
  2. JBR

    Dog joke

    I was eating some food in the park the other day and an old lady came by with her dog, which began barking and jumping up at me. I said, "Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?" "No," the old lady replied. So I picked it up and threw it in the lake.
  3. B

    DOG BREEDING

    I here dog breeding is booming at the moment my sis just sold 3 Pomeranian pups for £500 each Ive been thinking of going into the trade i here british bull dogs are going for £3000 each and Shih Tzu fetch £1700 What if i bread them together what would a bullshihtzu bring.
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    DOG CRAP

    Can anyone come up with a suitable barbaric punishment for those dog owners who allow their dog to crap on the pavement then walk away for some unsuspecting individual to step on it. :evil: Yes I have just stepped on one , its on my car carpet, my door mat, my shoes. No doubt the owner would...
  5. F

    dog flap

    i have a contored double glazed bottom panel how do i fit a dog flap please
  6. T

    Hot dog champ

    Nathan's famous hot dog eating contest in coney Island crowned a new champ Joey Chestnut put away 75 hot dogs and buns in 10 minutes :eek: 21000 calories
  7. S

    Dog Owners...

    Hi all, hope you are all well. I just wondered how you dogs owners tend to keep your place tidy. Have been doing some decorating recently and cant believe how much damage has been done. When i say damage, not things which the dog has done on purpose, but general wear and tear over the...
  8. JP_

    1 in 3 households include a dog.

    According to several sources, 33% of British households include a dog. There are around 13 million dogs in the UK. This means, on average, if you don't own a dog, you'll live next to one. Seems a helluva lot of people love dogs and own dogs, a great many more than I would have guessed. But...
  9. S

    Dogs

    Just wondered what dog(s) you have and your opinion on them. I have a Great Dane which gives me asdolute joy, until I hear for the 1000th time 'you should put a saddle on her'. Bless em' as they all think they are funny. Dave
  10. S

    dog wee

    i have a large dog....wee-ing all over the grass...now have many dead patches....any ideas?????????????
  11. HERTS P&D

    Dog bites man

    Well if he wasn't a thief then the dog wouldn't have been there! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243428/Car-thief-bitten-police-dog-paid-2-000-compensation-spending-days-hospital.html
  12. WoodYouLike

    Gone to the dogs

    A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" He picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because...
  13. J

    Wax on a DOG!!!

    My dog knocked over a candle in my living room and spilled red candle wax all over him.... any suggestions?
  14. D

    Dogs and laminate flooring

    Bit of a random post (I don't even own a dog!) I watch quite a bit of YT and I've seen a fair few videos that feature folk and their dogs, funny videos, heart-warming videos etc. In many of these, the folk have laminate flooring throughout the house. When you watch the dog moving, especially...
  15. EFCLee1

    dog insurance

    just thought ide balance out the whole domestic pet thread never owned a cat or dog but i do have 2 rabbits
  16. T

    Dogs could be used

    To sniff out this chinese flu Trials are being planned by the charity medical. Detection dogs along with Durham uni Each disease has its own odour Dogs have been trained to detect malaria Diabetis Prostate cancer Parkinsons
  17. M

    BAD DOG

    :lol: :lol: A dog is in the papers today and the story is so comical it's funny here go's. A school boy was mugged for his mobile phone ( cell phone, for mlb3c :wink: ) by a labrador, the dog sneaked up behind him and knocked him to the ground and took his mob from his pocket and ran off...
  18. N

    Dog Flap

    Hello everyone, I'm after recommendations for a large dog flap - insulated! Scouring the internet, there seem to be some available in the US of A, but they're not at all common in the UK, least of all one that actually has insulation in mind when beijng designed. Security is also on the...
  19. Hairymelon

    Dozy complacent dog owners

    I am a plumber. When I enter a property the customer often says “are you ok with dogs?” I say yes. Then the door opens and one and more often two , dogs belt toward me , punching my knackers and covering me in dog hair. It’s as if the dog is human and must “meet” the guest so the dog is not...
  20. Vinty

    Dog tests positive for Coronavirus.

    Good news is that the virus was only on the dogs fur and is not a danger to humans. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11060913/dog-coronavirus-test-positive/#comments.
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