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We went to London 2012, Volleyball & Hockey, not sports I have ever watched before, but I can honestly say they were two fantastic days, the volunteers, the Armed Forces, made me proud
Stupid is as stupid does
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I know & they did a great job as did the volunteers, not interested in the politics of it
Britain’s Olympic heroes prove we're best at everything, says country unable to supply own food | The Daily Mash
THE UK has proudly proclaimed that its Olympic heroes mean it is a major world power, while ignoring empty supermarket shelves.
Team GB’s incredible haul of 65 medals, placing us fourth in the table, has announced to the whole world that we are a nation to be reckoned with though admittedly also a nation that cannot get cucumbers.
Nathan Muir of Hereford said: “We’ve got medals in BMX, in modern pentathlon, in female weightlifting. That’s what matters. Stale bread tastes fine if you toast it.
“When Jason Kenny’s won seven gold medals in keirin, which I believe is a kind of cycling martial art, only small-minded petty losers with families to feed would carp about all the shelves in Sainsbury’s being empty by 10am.
“And it’s all because of Brexit. The amazing Olympic triumph that’s made us admired and feared around the world I mean, not the Army having to deliver dog food. Though that too.
“We may be looking at a long, hard winter of rationing and fuel shortages, but those accumulated medals will keep us feeling well-fed and warm. Thanks, heroes.”
He added: “Right, bored with that. I’m off to Tesco to threaten a shelf-stacker because there’s no Marmite.”
THE UK has proudly proclaimed that its Olympic heroes mean it is a major world power, while ignoring empty supermarket shelves.
Team GB’s incredible haul of 65 medals, placing us fourth in the table, has announced to the whole world that we are a nation to be reckoned with though admittedly also a nation that cannot get cucumbers.
Nathan Muir of Hereford said: “We’ve got medals in BMX, in modern pentathlon, in female weightlifting. That’s what matters. Stale bread tastes fine if you toast it.
“When Jason Kenny’s won seven gold medals in keirin, which I believe is a kind of cycling martial art, only small-minded petty losers with families to feed would carp about all the shelves in Sainsbury’s being empty by 10am.
“And it’s all because of Brexit. The amazing Olympic triumph that’s made us admired and feared around the world I mean, not the Army having to deliver dog food. Though that too.
“We may be looking at a long, hard winter of rationing and fuel shortages, but those accumulated medals will keep us feeling well-fed and warm. Thanks, heroes.”
He added: “Right, bored with that. I’m off to Tesco to threaten a shelf-stacker because there’s no Marmite.”
And you're obviously not concerned about the tens of millions of taxpayers money paid out to politicians chum's it seems
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Always been the case, me worrying about it will not change anything
...and we finished above the Aussies.
Or Lal bitching about it. Lal should try some actions - words are cheap.
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...and we finished above the Aussies.
Looking forward to the first Last Leg.
I did chuckle about the French marathon runner displaying the sleaziest of tactics and sportsmanship that only the French are capable of.
Marathon runner's unusual explanation for water bottle stunt that caused Olympic outrage - Mirror Online
Marathon runner's unusual explanation for water bottle stunt that caused Olympic outrage - Mirror Online
