am i the only one annoyed about misshapen fruit and vedgetables

[big-all]

that will be fat bu66ers like me then

 

[jeds]

My experience of growing my own was that I would end up with thirty lettuces all at once.... then nothing. Perhaps I didn't think it through.

Same here, but you need to plant three or four seeds every week. This allows two or three lettuces for the slugs and one for yourself, if lucky. In the end, Napalm was the only answer where the slugs were concerned.

Don't have trouble with slugs cos we've got a tortoise and he loves slugs. Only trouble is the little bar steward loves lettuce as well.