Biscuit means Biscuit

[JohnD]

Not any more.

 

[EFLImpudence]

Isn't the definition of biscuit that it gets softer with age?

Otherwise it would be cake.

 

[Ihavenojob]

Biscuits go softer, cakes go harder with age. This was used by the makers of Jaffa Cakes to justify not taxing them as biscuits. they are neither a biscuit or a cake, they are a necessity .

 

[EFLImpudence]

...but if twenty seven other people do not agree with your definition of biscuit, you shall have none.

 

[^woody^]

Useless things should never have been allowed here in the first place