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A 1000 curses on people who light bonfires on lovely sunny days before normal people have got chance to get home from work and get their washing in.

Why can't they just take their rubbish to the local coucil tip like others do? Is it some sort of primal caveman urge that says to them "ug, must build fire"?
 
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i agree they are a bunch of barstewards

we have some near us that spark up a bonny as soon as it get a lil dark totally spoiling a good summers night


i always let them know what i think and am just waiting for the wind to change so i can get out 3 old tyres and a box of firelighters
 
crafty1289
It IS a bloke thing to have bonfires but to light them on nice summery days is wrong , an Autumn sunday morning , behind the shed , as your wife brings you a cuppa an bacon barm out , an then you retire to the shed an flick through a few old Escort mags as you knock one out over tracey from solihull
 
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Moz wrote:

an Autumn sunday morning , behind the shed , as your wife brings you a cuppa an bacon barm out , an then you retire to the shed an flick through a few old Escort mags as you knock one out over tracey from solihull

LMAO :LOL: :LOL:
 
tigger said:
Why can't they just take their rubbish to the local coucil tip like others do? Is it some sort of primal caveman urge that says to them "ug, must build fire"?

preparing for when tips charge. might aswell start now
 
Moz said:
crafty1289
It IS a bloke thing to have bonfires but to light them on nice summery days is wrong
ok, but what does that have to do with . . .

Moz said:
an Autumn sunday morning , behind the shed , as your wife brings you a cuppa an bacon barm out , an then you retire to the shed an flick through a few old Escort mags as you knock one out over tracey from solihull
 
LOL..LOL...LOL...LOL....LOL......we gotta have a laff .. teehee , good job lyndas not on ;)
although I have a fantasy that she is a Helen Mirren type , all tied up here with the power trip she yearns to explore her submissive side as a plaything for the guys an gals here ...
she then sates her abandonment pleasure at a diynot weekender , !





(while I was a mod at Digi/spy http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/ ,I organised meets /pub crawls there , til top guy there Pete fell out with me an me him ,lol)

Btw I sent Bert at Private a script/film idea(on something else ) an his people have said they are interested ,

have you see "The Private Pirates of the Carribean!" film ,
Fantastic
1 million they spent/budget its on HDTV an its gots the ships from depp film ,
special effects,
an sword fights an Hollywood story feel to it ,
it beats depps film as you see the hero gal an swash buckling guy kiss an more ...;)
 
Moz said:
flick through a few old Escort mags as you knock one out over tracey from solihull

You've got that edition, too! I preferred Sandra from Carshalton, personally. Nicer *********......
 
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