Boris says, everbody go to the cinema!

[JP_]

Coronavirus must be over, because our PM has just asked us all to go to the cinema.

But, actually, he also said we must stay at home too.

Why are cinemas even open? You reduce risk not only by using PPE and keeping your distance, but also by reducing time exposed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-54387856

 

[Notch7]

Go to work
Stay at home
Go to the pub
Meet friends in park
Don't go to work
Don't go to the pub
Wear a mask er somewhere
Work from home if you can
Meet up to 6 people
Don't meet 6 people if you have a northern accent
Work at home wearing a mask with 6 people then go to the pub


In America:
If you get Covid go for a drive with a car full of passengers.

 

[IT Minion]