Brand new joke - original-

[Mikefromlondon]

This joke has just been invented, still in prototype stage, see how you feel:

Two mates get together with their little ones, one boy started to mess around with a TV remote, his dad starts yelling at him to stop playing with the TV Remote, and smacks him on his little butt!

The other dad friend reacts and says to his friend "You shouldn't smack kids like that and it doesn't work yelling at kids"

His friend replies "I have sweated my balls for a year and saved enough money to get this TV, and the last thing I want my kid to smash the remote"

The other dad replies, that's nothing, I sweated my balls for over 10 years just to get my little baby"


(please laugh if you can unless you are a sad person)

 

[RigidRaider]

Is that joke Polish?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Nope, it is British!

 

[sooey]

Is that joke Polish?

No, but it needs polishing.

 

[pred]

This joke has just been invented, still in prototype stage, see how you feel:

Two mates get together with their little ones, one boy started to mess around with a TV remote, his dad starts yelling at him to stop playing with the TV Remote, and smacks him on his little butt!

The other dad friend reacts and says to his friend "You shouldn't smack kids like that and it doesn't work yelling at kids"

His friend replies "I have sweated my balls for a year and saved enough money to get this TV, and the last thing I want my kid to smash the remote"

The other dad replies, that's nothing, I sweated my balls for over 10 years just to get my little baby"


(please laugh if you can unless you are a sad person)

It's the way you tell them...

 

[Mikefromlondon]

agree, it needs polishing.

 

[Porque223]

http://www.google.com/search?client...4,d.dmg&fp=ba4470db9dee761f&biw=1662&bih=1382

 

[pred]

http://www.google.com/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=%22what+makes+a+good+joke%22&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8#client=safari&rls=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=%22what+makes+a+good+joke%22+UK&oq=%22what+makes+a+good+joke%22+UK&gs_l=serp.3...24983.25775.0.26565.3.3.0.0.0.0.121.284.1j2.3.0...0.0...1c.1.15.psy-ab.JPrjXWUtPY8&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.47244034,d.dmg&fp=ba4470db9dee761f&biw=1662&bih=1382

Here's one for you P223.

What's the smallest book in the world?

 

[Mikefromlondon]

Shiki no Kusabana Thats what google search is for!

 

[pred]

Shiki no Kusabana Thats what google search is for!

Wrong! The smallest book in the bworld is "The American Book of Culture"

 

[Porque223]

You bad, you bad,
but
you right, you right. . .

We're also about #18 on the list of non-corrupt countries according to Transparency International. IIRC Denmark is the least corrupt.

And the Gini Index/coefficient tells yet a different story.

 

[pred]

You bad, you bad,
but
you right, you right. . .

We're also about #18 on the list of non-corrupt countries according to Transparency International. IIRC Denmark is the least corrupt.

And the Gini Index/coefficient tells yet a different story.

Enough of this jocularity, we're still waiting for you to divulge where you live, don't be shy, I'll start the ball rolling, for my sins I live in Bristol UK.

 

[Porque223]

Approx. 40 N. Lat. in a secret underground bunker.

 

[pred]

Approx. 40 N. Lat. in a secret underground bunker.

Where is that "area51"?

 

[pred]

We've narrowed it down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/40th_parallel_north

Why so bashful, don't be shy.