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[Vinty]

Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews
BREAKING: Dominic Cummings to leave Downing St by Christmas. Unclear as yet who will take over as PM.

Seems Christmas has come early for you.

 

[festive]

And i see Boris back into isolation after his Track n trace system actually worked for once.

 

[JohnD]

But is it true?

 

[ajohn]

But is it true?

More correctly put

It seems Boris is back into isolation so his Track n trace system may have actually worked for once.

 

[JohnD]

Isolating Doris may be good for the country, but are we to believe that he, and all the people around him, have it switched on all the time?

 

[durhamplumber]

Isolating Doris may be good for the country, but are we to believe that he, and all the people around him, have it switched on all the time?

Your partner in crime Gal seems to think it a lie.

 

[JohnD]

a lie.

Quite possibly.

It is well-established that Doris is dishonest and untrustworthy.

 

[ajohn]

He might have caught it again. Fact - that can happen.

 

[ajohn]

I thought that the weekly covid surveillance reports had stopped but turns out that they have been moved

https://www.gov.uk/government/statistics/national-flu-and-covid-19-surveillance-reports#history

They have thrown in flu and there is a need to remember that pillar 1 testing is one thing and that pillar 2 is rather different. Also that number often get updates over a couple of weeks from when they are initially given.