Cant beleive it

[Softus]

You're just p'd off coz he's igoring you.

Wrong on both counts:

(a) I'm not p'd off;
(b) he isn't ignoring me, he just said he was - there's a world of difference.

 

[hermes]

(b) he isn't ignoring me,

You don't know that, knowing bas he may well see your name and skim to the next post.

 

[Softus]

You don't know that, knowing bas he may well see your name and skim to the next post.

You don't know what I know.

However, using your logic, you don't know that he's ignoring me.

 

[noodlz]

Penistone

That's pronounced "Penniston", BTW!!

It does NOT describe the fitness of your member!

Oh...so that's how you pronounce it. A friend once said "I'm going to Penistone! " ....so said I'd rather he didn't do it in my presence but asked him if he used weights for that

By the way I have a driving offence coming up, would you like to go to court for me?

I thought it was both quite humourous and a compliment from the mod. Softus, your goading of BAS may have been funny to some for the first twenty times but after the twenty-first it does tend to wear a bit thin. Why not drop it, get on with advice/debates and stuff, with or without BAS, and see how things go?

 

[Softus]

noodlz, I haven't, I believe, changed the frequency or density of my advice giving, or of my posts directed at b-a-s.

If you notice the humour in my posts, the fine, and if you don't, then fine.
If there's something you don't like then I suggest that you ignore it and see if it goes away. :shrug:

 

[hermes]

You don't know what I know.

I know that you keep winking at me!

However, using your logic, you don't know that he's ignoring me

Correct, and you are as pedantic as he sometimes is.

 

[Softus]

I know that you keep winking at me!

I'll cut that out then.

Correct, and you are as pedantic as he sometimes is.

To be strictly accurate, I'm sometimes as pedantic as he sometimes is.

 

[hermes]

I'll cut that out then.

Thats worse!

To be strictly accurate, I'm sometimes as pedantic as he sometimes is.

OMG you're at it again.

 

[noodlz]

noodlz, I haven't, I believe, changed the frequency or density of my advice giving, or of my posts directed at b-a-s.

If you notice the humour in my posts, the fine, and if you don't, then fine.
If there's something you don't like then I suggest that you ignore it and see if it goes away. :shrug:

Softus...yes, I do see a lot of humour in many of your posts...my shortcomings probably make me miss the rest.

Re: BAS and you...well, I'll butt out now.

Thank goodness you aren't a doctor though, else if I'd taken your last advice my d*ck'd have dropped off after that summer in Amsterdam.

 

[hermes]

else if I'd taken your last advice my d*ck'd have dropped off after that summer in Amsterdam.

Big Helga told me that she thought it had!

 

[Softus]

OMG you're at it again.

Wot - catching you out?

 

[hermes]

OMG you're at it again.

Wot - catching you out?

No not that time, but I got you!

 

[Softus]

Thank goodness you aren't a doctor though, else if I'd taken your last advice my d*ck'd have dropped off after that summer in Amsterdam.

Trust me - I'm a plumber.

 

[Softus]

Wot - catching you out?

No not that time, but I got you!

And so you did. I thank for introducing me to a refreshing experience.

 

[noodlz]

else if I'd taken your last advice my d*ck'd have dropped off after that summer in Amsterdam.

Big Helga told me that she thought it had!

The cow ......only cos she's got a bucket ........besides it was cold...looking at her didn't give it much encouragement...and, erm, those drugs she was on must've made things look much smaller than they are...honest

Trust me - I'm a plumber.

Yeah, well, there's one pipe you won't be cutting and before Helga tells you any different......it's not microbore either