Policeman: "Oooh, where did you get your jumper, luv"?
or
Bloke in jumper: "................because a hedgehogs got pricks on the outside"
or
Policeman: "You're NOT getting a Knitting Forum on DIYNot.com"
or
Policeman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Clydesdale Bank is? I heard there was a robbery there and I'm meant to be meeting my collegues outside it - b*ggered if I can find it !!!"