Caption Competition #3

[ninebob]

I like this caption competition idea!!!

Try this one....

 

[hermes]

I wish I'd worn a stripey jumper instead of this stupid police costume.

 

[jbonding]

is he still there?

 

[Gary_M]

Policeman : "Right, which one of you bast*rds pulled my fly down"? !!!

or

Policeman: "I don't care if you are the Noel Edmunds Fan Club, you're not permitted to be in a public place holding your horn"

 

[WoodYouLike]

Wrong date and place, mate.
It's pancake day, not Mardigras

 

[pitbull]

Copper is saying to the photographer(far right) "What do you mean can
i have a shot of the t**t in the funny hat."

 

[masona]

Sorry guv', I've been told this is the latest uniform from Brussel

 

[Gary_M]

Policeman: "Oooh, where did you get your jumper, luv"?

or

Bloke in jumper: "................because a hedgehogs got pricks on the outside"

or

Policeman: "You're NOT getting a Knitting Forum on DIYNot.com"

or

Policeman: "Excuse me sir, do you know where the Clydesdale Bank is? I heard there was a robbery there and I'm meant to be meeting my collegues outside it - b*ggered if I can find it !!!"

 

[WoodYouLike]

Policeman: "You're NOT getting a Knitting Forum on DIYNot.com"

I want one, I want one ! ! ! ! !

 

[Gary_M]

Policeman: "You're NOT getting a Knitting Forum on DIYNot.com"

I want one, I want one ! ! ! ! !

 

[AdamW]

"And now, a man with a tape recorder inside his nose" (Couldn't resist the Monty Python reference! )

Or...

"I'll blow your horn if you flick your ding-a-lings at the same time"

 

[ban-all-sheds]

"I'm sorry Chief Superintendent, I know you wanted to personally do some undercover work, but the Commissioner wants to talk to you"