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[Richardp]

 

[Ossy]

"Oi, Canute, we're gonna need more than one of these bloody things to stop it!"

 

[RF Lighting]

Orange digger spoils the sea view from Richardp's kitchen window.

 

[solo]

Unable to coax the young whale back into open water, rescuers decide to drop a concrete block onto it to see how big a splat it would make.

 

[Shutpa]

The guy in the orange boiler suit on the left is saying "Damn, the cranes got the droop,now I've got the droop"

The guy in the orange on the right is saying, "look at me man, I aint got no problems.

The guys in the water? "Dont drop your load on us man".

 

[ninebob]

"At least 6 men doubt the validity of "One Call"'s marketing...."

 

[noseall]

"right, put the bait back on the end and lets see if we can pull out a real fish this time"

 

[Richardp]

I'm told that there going to sell these swing shovels when the jobs done, hope they spray the one in the sea with plenty of WD40 first.

 

[tim west]

"orange crane lowers lump of concrete into sea"

 

[clf-gas]

I'm told that there going to sell these swing shovels when the jobs done, hope they spray the one in the sea with plenty of WD40 first.

RP has garden wall extended..........

 

[bernardgreen]

Is this a DIY tidal barrage hydro electric scheme

 

[clf-gas]

RP and the modern day parting of the waves.

 

[clf-gas]

Global warming affects RP`s water feature, evasive action taken.

 

[Shutpa]

Is there a closing date

 

[empip]

"Hans ! H A N S ! Get yer finger outa the dyke and get back up here... kids, ".