campers, Hi-de-Hi!" "Ho-de-Ho!" the nuns replied in unison --
-- the siamese twins jumped straight in and proceeded to do a very unusual variation of the --
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lap dance which required the use of a pole and a rather delicately strung trapeze, it was all going so well until.....
-- legs either side of Agnetha's tail as he entered the water. The bishop could hardly contain himself --
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and started to give him the last rites until he realised he....
-- had left the instructions in the changing rooms - along with his mitre and his swimming trunks. 
In a blind panic he jumped into the water --
In a blind panic he jumped into the water --
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... just as Eamonn Andrews clutching a big red book, walked in with a camera crew, and said 'This Is Your Life Bishop' which was rather embarrassing as by now he had...
-- Agnetha's tail wrapped firmly around his waist. "The rest of your life can wait", she cooed softly as she locked her lips onto his --
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there was only one thing that he could say as he surfaced from her passionate embrace with a rather embarrassed look on his face...
'mmmmmm that was simply 'mermalicious'
....but I can't come out of the pool just now because
'mmmmmm that was simply 'mermalicious'
....but I can't come out of the pool just now because
-- flock not knowing which way to look." "Is this motley lot yours?", roared the pool manager. He wasn't at all happy --
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because he had queued for two hours at Aldi for a replacement sun longer cover and when he was finally admitted at 8.00am they only had two in and he missed them both...causing him to.....
