Descriptions in home shopping catalogues RANT

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

Mind you, she did only cost £3 at the time so I suppose not bad value for the money.

I think mine was a freebie, but it's the bl00dy running cost that cripple me!

 

[conny]

I think mine was a freebie,

As you've found out, you 'nowt for owt lad',

(Did think of another answer but you might have taken offence where none was intended so thought better, )