DOCTORS ARE NOW CONSULTING OVER THE PHONE.

[BOB D.O.L.E]

An old chap living next door ask me to ring is doctor for him and so i did but they where shut, but was advised to ring this other number which was a so called emergency doc. Rang the number doc asks me what is the matter with the chap i explained best i could,
Doc says go to your pharmancey i will fax a prescription to them and you can pick up the medication there.

i said hold up here you have not even seen him he says i can tell what is wrong with him with the description you have given me.

well looks like i have had enought im going private

 

[conny]

Register yourself as a GP. You probably know more than the one you spoke to anyway!

 

[noseall]

Over the phone diagnosis, BRILLIANT!

Save people having to walk to the clinic, having to wait and the walk back home.

Genius.

 

[seco services]

can't see what the problem is if you know your job don't have to visit to diagnose whats wrong.

private ain't no better.

 

[yme]

You're honoured to have got past the receptionist. (Must be private)

 

[^woody^]

My doc has been doing this for ages.

I phoned up once with a bit of deafness after using a kango, and I was on there all bludy day, and he did not say a word.

I had to go round there in the end

 

[joe-90]

It's called a 'description prescription'. I always tell my gp what's wrong with me and which prescription I want. Saves loads of time.

 

[libby lou lou]

bet you pay for them as well, numpty.

 

[joe-90]

I can afford to.

 

[noseall]

I can afford to.

Touché.

 

[Thermo]

It's called a 'description prescription'. I always tell my gp what's wrong with me and which prescription I want. Saves loads of time.

he knows all the stds and what the persciptions are for them!