Drive through cash machines

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DRIVE THROUGH CASH MACHINES

Please note that the 4 Big High St Banks are installing new "Drive-through systems"
Cash machines. Customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. To enable customers to use this new facility, the following procedures have been drawn up.
Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (i.e.MALE or FEMALE) and remember them when you use the machine for the first time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required.
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine.
3. Set hand brake; put the window down
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate
card.
5. Turn the radio down.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
18. Re-check make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male drivers in line behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release hand brake.
 
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Joking aside, they had these in Borneo in 1981. Never seen them in the UK.
 
Nat West tried one in Liverpool back in the 70's. Not for card machines, but an actual teller at the window.
It failed miserably and had cars backing up on the main road waiting to use it, instead of parking your car and walking in to the bank.
 
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Nat West tried one in Liverpool back in the 70's. Not for card machines, but an actual teller at the window.
It failed miserably and had cars backing up on the main road waiting to use it, instead of parking your car and walking in to the bank.
Top of upper parliament street. The building is now a funeral directors :)
 
Nat West tried one in Liverpool back in the 70's. Not for card machines, but an actual teller at the window.
It failed miserably and had cars backing up on the main road waiting to use it, instead of parking your car and walking in to the bank.

Maybe they thought in Liverpool D Drive thru
was
Drive @ smash and grab
 
Had these thing in the States & Canada in the early 90's
 
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