Years ago we had a favourite restaurant the two of us went to just now and again. When we were out for a drink with the Sister in Law and her other half then he would always insist we each bought our own drinks, so whether 2, 3, 4 or more couples we all bought our own.
I was happy with that anyway because I`d been stung a few times and I guessed he had too.
So far so good.
However they two of them always asked what price our favourite charge say for steak, chicken etc and then exclaimed that their favourite (a small place) charged less.
One day we agreed to go to their place with them.
I noted that unlike ours, the chips, peas, mushrooms, pies and sides of bread, breadsticks, olives etc each attracted an extra cost, there a like for like meal cost considerably more at theirs.
I really wanted some mushrooms but decided against to cut my costs down a bit.
Thein laws had all the extras, then suggested we all split the bill equally.
S W M B O kicked my leg as a signal to not object.
The result was that I missed me mushrooms but they didnt and I ended up effectively paying some towards theirs.
Bah Humbug!
a few years later our favourite place started charging extra for the additions too rather than all inclusive main meal.
My father in law was a right "nip" going out of his way with time and petrol to save a hundredth of a farthing.
Fair enough he came from a bygone age where materials were expensive and labour was cheap but bloody hell he did not half take it ti extreme excess!
To be fair, he had 8 kids to support so he had to use every bit of skill and cunning to make a do.
But he did go way OTT, it often caused a laugh. I could write a book about his antics, not criminal but an education nonetheless
