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I met Elvis, Laurel & Hardy, JFK, an Alien called Frank,that bloke from`Little house on the Prairie`,Eric Morecambe & Little `Ern,The Sufragettes (or it may have been the Supremes) Oliver Cromwell,Mike & Bernie Winters, Worzel Gummidge, Pol Pot (lovely fellah), Nat King Cole, the whole cast from `Les Miserables`(or it may have been Les Dennis) King Kong, King lear,King Creole,Burger King & a large Milkshake & Richard Bransons cat `Doris`... Vincent price, Attilah the Hun, Frank Sinatra, Frank Spencer, Franklin Mint, Frankly my Dear..I don`t give a damn & Barney Rubble....Oh.. & GOD,... all in the same night..whilst playing `Bingo`at my local`Derby & Jones` Social Club. (if I remember correctly GOD was ejected for wearing ill fitting jeans & a rubbish cardigan)........
