Funny Graffiti

[dextrous]

Saw this on a condom machine a while ago:
"Insert baby for refund"

Or, many years ago, next to the emergency stop "chain" on a BR train -

"If £25 you can afford,
Try your luck and pull this cord,
If £25 you do not own,
Leave the f***ing thing alone"

Any other contribution welcome.

 

[securespark]

Saw this on a condom machine a while ago: "Insert baby for refund".

"Tastes disgustin but blows great bubbles?"

 

[dextrous]

Saw this on a condom machine a while ago: "Insert baby for refund".

"Tastes disgustin but blows great bubbles?"

 

[conny]

Seen one in the dirt of an 'Adult' delivery van.

"Nothing left in this van overnight,
ask the prick who drives it."

Another,
If you can read this you are too ****ING CLOSE!
Now back off!!

 

[Whitespirit66]

Saw a couple of similar bumper stickers recently that made me smile;

'No hand signals, driver waaanking!'

&

'No hand signals, driver eating a pasty!'

(P.S. Well, I do live in the West country!)

 

[Johnmelad502]

BR Station Toilet...

Here sit broken hearted,
Spent 20p and only farted.

 

[Johnmelad502]

Make Love not War

Written underneath...

Do both, get married

 

[tim west]

BR Station Toilet...

Here sit broken hearted,
Spent 20p and only farted.

how times have changed, used to be "spent a penny"

 

[ellal]

On a church board:

Some bad news for you about God....

She's Black!

 

[Shytalkz]

My mother made me a homosexual!

If I gave her the wool would she make me one as well?

 

[Shytalkz]

Confucious he say man who poke fire think he f***ing grate

 

[ColJack]

jesus saves -but shiltons better

having sex monday thru friday makes a weekend

 

[tim west]

My mother made me a homosexual!

 

[RF Lighting]

 

[noseall]

Some come here to sit and think

Others come here to $h1t and stink

I come here to scratch my balls

And read the writing on these walls.

Read this as a child (late '70's) in the local park toilets.