Have you ever..................
- bought pandrops?
- complained about the 'youth of today' (including: music, dress sense)?
- read your junk mail about stairlifts from cover to cover?
- contracted regular urine infections?
- had a complete conversation with a stranger about how hot/cold it was?
- used the phrase "when I was young" in any sentence?
- had sexual thoughts about Daniel O'Donnell?
- bought a season ticket for Bingo?
- enjoyed a full episode of Hearbeat?
- bought a sideboard or china cabinet?
- been proud of your ornament collection depicting popular UK holiday resorts (i.e. Mug with I Love Skegness)
- expected people to let you go ahead of them in a queue?
- hung out your washing EXCEPT for your underwear, which ONLY goes over the radiators/onto a clothes horse in the house
- let loose a trail of mini-farts as you walked?
- recorded the Queen's Speech at Christmas?
- not bothered to cut nasal/ear hair before going to the supermarket?
- left that huge festering boil on the back of your neck untouched, for the amusement of people sitting behind you on the bus?
- managed to grow houseplants?
- worn socks with sandals?
- had a party without the neighbours even knowing?
- walked with your hands clasped behind your back?
- forgotten when your bowels last moved?
- picked up litter from the street that wasn't yours?
The more answers you agree with, the older you are
- bought pandrops?
- complained about the 'youth of today' (including: music, dress sense)?
- read your junk mail about stairlifts from cover to cover?
- contracted regular urine infections?
- had a complete conversation with a stranger about how hot/cold it was?
- used the phrase "when I was young" in any sentence?
- had sexual thoughts about Daniel O'Donnell?
- bought a season ticket for Bingo?
- enjoyed a full episode of Hearbeat?
- bought a sideboard or china cabinet?
- been proud of your ornament collection depicting popular UK holiday resorts (i.e. Mug with I Love Skegness)
- expected people to let you go ahead of them in a queue?
- hung out your washing EXCEPT for your underwear, which ONLY goes over the radiators/onto a clothes horse in the house
- let loose a trail of mini-farts as you walked?
- recorded the Queen's Speech at Christmas?
- not bothered to cut nasal/ear hair before going to the supermarket?
- left that huge festering boil on the back of your neck untouched, for the amusement of people sitting behind you on the bus?
- managed to grow houseplants?
- worn socks with sandals?
- had a party without the neighbours even knowing?
- walked with your hands clasped behind your back?
- forgotten when your bowels last moved?
- picked up litter from the street that wasn't yours?
The more answers you agree with, the older you are
