Going blind?

[charley-farley]

I left a note too the BMA .......about our wonderful nurse who acts as a DR


no worries I got her IP no, an kept all her WONDERFUL POSTS ON HER Diagnosis...EXCLUDING A TRIP TO THE GP

 

[securespark]

David - did somebody say something? I didn't quite catch it...

 

[petewood]

David you'll only encourage him by replying.

 

[kendor]

I thought this was a DIY forum so what's the problem with a little diagnosis anyway? mind you charley you are too far gone for any medical help so it doesn't matter anyway in your case

 

[pipme]

What has the Brampton Motorcycle Association got to do with the price of fish ?

 

[securespark]

Well, it depends on whether you've been to the toilet before or after you walk on the cracks in the pavement and whether you sleep on a full stomach or not. And if your PC runs XP and you eat special K, then you don't. And your cat doesn't if you do feel dizzy. And one more thing - if green is blue when you're drunk, what colour is red after cannabis?

Haven't gone mad -thought I'd add to the incoherent ramblings.....

 

[pipme]

I remember when se x was safe and flying was dangerous.

 

[kendor]

what if you have se x in a plane?

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

what is s e x ? i'm married

 

[kendor]

what is s e x ? i'm married

didn't you take any photos to remind yourself later on then?

 

[ohmygodwhathaveyoudone]

don't need photo's,have got 2 kids as a permanent reminder

 

[kendor]

don't need photo's,have got 2 kids as a permanent reminder

But that's the consequenses, not the pleasurable bit.

 

[pipme]

Diiirty barstewards ... challenge- -- post the piccies !!