Good priced pipe slice

[DeltaT2]

I remember driving to Scotland with this lady and when I explained what they did in Gretna she wanted to check out the prices at their marriage parlours!

A couple of years later she wanted to ask the same question when I went to Las Vegas with her!

She got married to someone in LA but he was killed in a car accident a few years later!

OMG Tony, that just sounds like a scene from 'Thelma & Louise' or some other Road Movie.

You & MM should get together & write a book; 'Auld English Geezers Route Guide to Scotland', should be a best seller..........

Have I missed something, what has Scottish roads got to do with a Pipe Slice??? It's like a conversation with two old duffers in a Home!!!