Ha, ha!

[securespark]

This made me hoot with laughter, despite its nature.

I bet this scrote has no street cred now. The least you can do is spell it right!

Don't know if he hates conserves or the group headed by Paul Weller...

 

[EddieCurrent]

His mates probably took the p*ss , which, in turn ,drove him to commit more mindless vandalism to build his 'cred' back up. !!!!

Is he meaning 'jam' as in bread and jam, do you think ? ( wonder which flavour if so? )
Surely he doesn't mean the pop group as they were 'The Jam' , or maybe he couldn't think of how to spell 'The ' (or 'stunk' ).

I think he needs the 'Life of Brian' method of punishment, and no, not repeating it all over the wall, he needs stringing up !!! (only joking before the 'soft squad' tell me I'm "a bit over the top")

 

[JohnD]

Maybe he has a non-mate called "Jim" or "Jan" or "James?"

We know he can't spell.

 

[RF Lighting]

We had a little oik named Kirk round our way a while back

We noticed he had scrawled his name into a bench in the village, but had missed the 'r' from his own name

Kik was 'ere

 

[EddieCurrent]

My mate Denis had a g/f named Sandra...

He was busy daubing "Sandra loves Denis ", but got a bit carried away and 'oversprayed' the beggining of his name, which caused the paint on the 'D' to run, turning it to a 'P'.