Yes. Damn tiresome, I can tell you.
Have you had any funny or saucy proposals suggested whilst at work?
Wives don't count nosy.
Worked at Staffs Uni in Stoke. Popped into the contracts managers office that was preceded by the secretaries office. She buzzed me in. 10 mins after leaving his office she brought us tea and biscuits on site. Nice.
That evening I got a call from a woman saying she vaguely knows where I live based on the address she gleaned from the office files and can I direct her the rest of the way. She said 'it's Kerry from Mikes office'. I got her to my gaffe and we had a great night. It snowed and we made some comical snow imprints in the local park. She called in sick (or snowed off) the next day. So did we.
Then there was Umi, my insurance sales girl...
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never did Macron any harm.
And in the rush to escape I left my stainless steel metre ruler there.A customer of large proportions once said that she would pay me double if i made love to her.
She said this while rubbing her extremely large knockers against me.
I run away traumatised.
Trust me, you needed to be on the third bottle of whiskey to even think about it...
I still remember her moustache
Never returned to get it back.
I thought you were going to say 'I left my 12"" there'
Andy
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Not as a tradesman (wouldn’t want to with some of ours anyway).
When I worked in a local chip shop I had two much older women rambling about something or other (think they were pished), they went outside after making their purchases and lifted their top seed up and pushed their t*ts against the window - it wasn’t a good sight, made me and my boss laugh in hysterics though.
Then there was another woman who came in a few times, got my phone number from another colleague whilst I wasn’t working, we ended up going out for about 6 months, which was great
When I worked in a local chip shop I had two much older women rambling about something or other (think they were pished), they went outside after making their purchases and lifted their top seed up and pushed their t*ts against the window - it wasn’t a good sight, made me and my boss laugh in hysterics though.
Then there was another woman who came in a few times, got my phone number from another colleague whilst I wasn’t working, we ended up going out for about 6 months, which was great
Then there was another woman who came in a few times, got my phone number from another colleague whilst I wasn’t working, we ended up going out for about 6 months, which was great
She wanted an extra piece of Cod, and you gave it to her.
Andy
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She wanted an extra piece of Cod, and you gave it to her.
Andy
She wanted him to fillet her Haddock. He didn't need asking twice.
. "Do you want Chips with that" Chris asked
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OK where do i start..
Ive had the HR manager call me as i was leaving for home telling me shes looked up my mob number on hr database to call me and suggested why don't we meet down the road and i climb in her Range Rover.
Marketing manager suggest i meet her upstairs in the building area and check out her huge t..ts
I absolutely kid you not. Both of these i bottled as i was a faithful partner however i now kick myself.
This one is bad, years ago i snooped the office network as part of a security experiment with Netxray and found my colleague talking about me in the office as top totty and what she'd like to do to me This was many years ago when things were unencrypted!
Ive had the HR manager call me as i was leaving for home telling me shes looked up my mob number on hr database to call me and suggested why don't we meet down the road and i climb in her Range Rover.
Marketing manager suggest i meet her upstairs in the building area and check out her huge t..ts
I absolutely kid you not. Both of these i bottled as i was a faithful partner however i now kick myself.
This one is bad, years ago i snooped the office network as part of a security experiment with Netxray and found my colleague talking about me in the office as top totty and what she'd like to do to me
This was many years ago when things were unencrypted!
She wanted an extra piece of Cod, and you gave it to her.
Andy
Hope she didn't gobble up his saveloy too quickly!
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Women definitely have one track minds.
I went to a house where an extension was being built, the woman who owned the house asked who my mate was, i said he's here to do some flashing (lead flashing around a chimney i meant) this woman then burst into laughter.
She then said "what are those builder boys getting up to on my roof, all i hear all day is them talking about bedding things or discussing hips".
Took a while before i twigged what she was on about, i didnt want to disappoint her by explaining that the builders were referring to bedding ridge tiles on her hipped roof, but i suspect she already knew that, it was just her being a saucy cow.
I went to a house where an extension was being built, the woman who owned the house asked who my mate was, i said he's here to do some flashing (lead flashing around a chimney i meant) this woman then burst into laughter.
She then said "what are those builder boys getting up to on my roof, all i hear all day is them talking about bedding things or discussing hips".
Took a while before i twigged what she was on about, i didnt want to disappoint her by explaining that the builders were referring to bedding ridge tiles on her hipped roof, but i suspect she already knew that, it was just her being a saucy cow.
