"G'day mate, Willie's Helpline - what's the problem mate?"
" I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, now her vagina has completely closed up !”
"Bummer mate"
"Good idea!!" Thanks mate!!"
" I'm on holiday in Australia with my girlfriend and she's been stung on the minge by a hornet, now her vagina has completely closed up !”
"Bummer mate"
"Good idea!!" Thanks mate!!"
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