Hi ho,,,,, hi ho,, hi ho its off to work we go.

[1oldspindle]

I had a call today (wrong number)
Bloke says to me "I'm not happy"
So quick as a flash i said to him 'So which one are you then.
haaaaa lol
Any more like this lads.

 

[Corgigrouch]

Sorry bud, I don't know any jokes that bad.....

 

[kirkgas]

the 7 dwarfs were all in the bath together and were all feeling happy so he got out, then they all felt grumpy but he didnt mind

 

[namsag]

Should this not be discussed im the CC
The comedy club

 

[Agile]

There is no evidence from the OP's profile or his two postings that the OP is gas registered as required to be able to access the CC restricted area of this site.

If anyone called me and said that he was not happy then I might ask him what I could do to make him happy!

Customer care is paramount !

Tony

 

[Gasman77]

Tony you really need a humour transplant

 

[powell30]

Be careful Tony, asking someone what you can do to make them happy may lead to all sorts of unusual requests.......some of which maybe painful or illegal

 

[glasgowgas]

statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren`t Happy







I`ll get ma coat

 

[Andy4444]

glasgowgas...that really made me larf!! Sadly.....

 

[nogoodatfaultfinding]

statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves aren`t Happy







I`ll get ma coat

Absoloutly spot on was that LOL

 

[Agile]

When I worked for the BBC in the Midlands we had a dwarf lady on "work experience" in the Registry.

She was actually a very happy person and very sociable. She invited some of us to a reception to the Oddfellows Club in the town. I dont think that any of us joined but they were all very friendly. Not very odd either!

Tony

 

[Gasman77]

whats the oddfellows club?

Did they ask you to be their mascot?

 

[twgas]

whats the oddfellows club?

A men's club that admits women - you can't get more odd than that.