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I currently charge 20p per hour but I then apply Zimbabwee inflation rates to it, plus the cost of buscuits if they are not provided, this comes in at about £556,127 per hour!

After changing a light bulb last week I have booked last minute to pocho Island in the carribean, hired the whole island for myself with bacon sandwiches on tap, I will be staying for 18 months before returning to change the cheap bulb I put in :!:

Some questions you just don't ask
 
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Look at the number plate on the punter's car, add a nought to it and thats your price...

PS Is there really electricity in Lothian, blimey :LOL:
 
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