My quote of what you said was in a blue box, with your name at the top. It was verbatim from your post
Underneath it "in speech marks" is my paraphrase/take on what your opinion is; you're worshipping a £5 spring loaded slam closer like it's adequate to safely and controllably close a heavy door from any opening angle. It isn't.
The regs have moved on, move in step. Better closers exist; have a conscience and recommend their use
Mmm, I think you should be open with an opinion about whether that actually happens. It's all very well giving additional workarounds and rules that need to be followed to help mitigate crap solutions like cheapo slam closers, but deep down I think you know that people won't adhere to them. People don't; life is hard enough without opting in to paths of more resistance. The Highway Code still advocates only flashing your lights to let the other road user know you're there. Do you know anyone who follows that and doesn't use a flash to mean "proceed with the course of action I assume you're going to take"?
If one is going to fit crap closers and then fit more things to stop the crap closers actually closing the door, one should perhaps just not fit the crap closers in the first place, not risk the kids fingers / the elderly people's anything, and then have a policy of going and closing the doors when they should be closed (notionally no different to removing the foams)
If you didn't remove the foam U, and a fire started, would it burn the U away so the crap closer could then close the door?
Or should we just advocate fitting decent closers?