I find your assertion unpersuasive
There's the point I disagree on; the undamped force they apply relates to the preload on the spring. You preload it a little and it works well to close the door gently when it's open to a large angle, but it won't close the door from a small angle. You preload it more so it closes the door effectively from a small angle and it slams it when opened to a large angle
I'm afraid you're never going to convince me that a 5 quid solid Chinesium door closer is in any way comparable to to an overhead, variably damped closer, particularly when considering risk of injury to vulnerable users
Damped concealed closers exist, but they are in a completely different league to the one being discussed