How to tell that absolutely nobody loves you

[dude_diy]

Poor old sod!....hope none of my friends / family end up passing on like that. Who knows what could happen to any of us. Maybe he didnt want to be found and planned his death? Theres no post mortem results yet so perhaps he OD'ed. That was maybe his wish to pass away on his own, in a similar way to which he'd lead his life? very sad all the same.

 

[securespark]

My neighbour tells me he......................used to come home from the supermarket with his carrier bags clinking.

Ouch! Did he see the Dr about it?

 

[2scoops0406]

Won't exactly save lives though will it? It will only mean that the bodies are found while still relatively fresh. TBH, I rather wait until fossilised before finding the body than having to sort out all that gunge and maggots.

Hmm, you're right, I haven't thought it through. But... perhaps there is a change in spending patterns that could be tapped into. That really is worth looking at. Suggestions anyone?

 

[Softus]

As you get older you get more curmudgeonly and less co-operative

I refuse to believe that load of old b*llocks.

 

[tim west]

As you get older you get more curmudgeonly and less co-operative

I refuse to believe that load of old b*llocks.

Now you've gone and rattled the bathchair!

 

[JohnD]

Softus probably won't get more curmudgeonly.

 

[Softus]

How very dare you!

I resemble that remark.

 

[Deluks]

perhaps there is a change in spending patterns that could be tapped into. Suggestions anyone?

No. Sounds way too New Labour for my liking.

 

[mark vincent]

13,000 people die the same way every year in the UK.

 

[Mike2007]

Some guys in our local pub look like they have been dead for about 10 years at least and nobody loves them!

To honest, I don't feel sorry for dead people but those that are alive and acting like they were dead! Contributing nothing to other peoples lives and being bitter and twisted....

LIVE NOW, or maybe we will all fester like the bloke in the first post!

 

[imamartian]

i blame the crims and the squatters.... where are they when you need them? Surely they could've broken in at least once in two years ffs !!!! what's this world coming to?

 

[2scoops0406]

perhaps there is a change in spending patterns that could be tapped into. Suggestions anyone?

No. Sounds way too New Labour for my liking.

Like they're not tapped into already

 

[sooey]

Look on your birth certificate and if it says Gary Glitter you know that nobody loves you. In fact everybody hates you, no one wants to be in your gang, you might as well go and eat worms.