I’d let her take me down anytime!

[noseall]

I'm not queer but she's not my sort of girl.

Mine neither. Too much of a show pony.

 

[Seafarer1966]

She is pretty but she has toned her body a bit too much.

Have you seen our officers? Met police girls are also a very pretty bunch.

Isn't the rule of thumb re: British lady police officers that they are dykes or bikes?

 

[noseall]

Well I stick by my principles that a lush bush beats a shaven haven anytime

Correct, albeit with a wee bit of gardening.

 

[Mottie]

Ladyscaping.

 

[Seafarer1966]

I did date a girl of Spanish parentage who had Roy Orbison sideburns down the inside of her thighs and a bush that reached up to her belly button. It was a sight to behold.

 

[Mottie]

 

[noseall]

I did date a girl of Spanish parentage who had Roy Orbison sideburns down the inside of her thighs and a bush that reached up to her belly button. It was a sight to behold.

A wee bit too much for me.

a bush that reached up to her belly button

AKA Treasure trail.

 

[Seafarer1966]

A wee bit too much for me.

AKA Treasure trail.

Like exploring the Amazon rainforest.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

I did date a girl of Spanish parentage who had Roy Orbison sideburns down the inside of her thighs and a bush that reached up to her belly button. It was a sight to behold.

Jeez! There's a little bit of thatch round the snatch, then there's werewolf.