I was Alan Sugar This Week ...

M

Moz

I have gone back on the tools on tues morn ..
my bathroom refit firm is one of the best in Manchester an runs it self ...
an by the good Manager Darren , star!
I rang him on monday night an told him to tell Terry to pick me up for a day back on the "Washboy" lol ...
I was very nervous , dont get me wrong , I LOVE ALL THINGS BATHROOM REFITS ...
I built my business up from nothing ...me an my mate ducking diving down London in an old vw camper , earning the loadsadosh in the 90s ...

(lol then the only building regs was dont earth the shower to the taps ,lol :) )

anyway I was quite excited ,......

I got with the team , Martin an Des,

we got to the job , it was a complete refit in a spacious bathroom , modern/contemp style design ,
we cracked into it , an I had a good day as the labourer/gopher ....
we stripped the room to bare walls an exposed joists , major part of the job is,
protected landing /stairs an sealing door frames with covers then blasting th bathroom out , :)
we treated the walls an joists ,then reboarded with sectioned marine ply
had our dinner in the van , which was a good craic ..lol

I will hold my hand up here I was sweating like pig , pouring off me , running down my face ,
I would of thought ,what the flip have I got myself into as the donkey work ,but "Pilled up" ...

I took it as exercise up an down those old victorian stairs ..lol :)

we got the new floor down , we put in new wc /basin an bath ..temp for the night ,
we then tidied up the mess an got the "henry" out
an just after 6 when the householder came home ,
I explained how we would be back to finish ...
an I hope everything is ok ????,
if they could check the rooms an upstairs if everything was nice an clean , they did ,OK BRILL !!,
an that bit of customer care goes a long way ,
lads in the van were still joking an said they never bothered doing this , ...HMMM :(

( I will make sure all teams DO THIS MORE THAN THE JOB, as this destroys a BOSS job finish,
as customer says to friend
" it was a great job but nightmare dirty ...!"

to me that should NEVER/EVER be classed on one of our jobs )


I went surveying the next day ,
when I was running the show this job was done by teamleaders off ill or unwell to do manual work ..
but ok if they fancied a bit of etc money

since I went ..
we have 2 slick salesmen on the surveys
which is very wrong ...:(

I went undercover with Crook no1
D**** G******** ,

me ,as an old salesman back on the cards ..

I thought I knew scams ,lol

He told me he can get cash off customers no prob ,
some dead thick ,
an others just bent he said ,

"what do you mean ,? "I said ..

"you want the italian fittings on this suite , then cross off ,an you then get cheap fittings ," he said

"you then swear blind that I/salesman got it wrong its never picked up ..a n the best thing is the owner here is a right drunk idiot ,I here ,what a w*nker lol ..lol"
"Oh is he ..lol I say" .. lol

(if we we were so bad why would we pay min wage for sales,lol?)


after a day with the robber I say


THANKS


yesterday


Justin ,


picked me up from the yard
all hand brake spins an turns in the company leased car ,
I nearly sh*t myself ,

we sped off up too Chorley ,

I asked "have we a job up here ?",
an got told

"listen oldtimer , just shut yer gob ,Im sorting business "

we then travelled around some old estates as he did his "business" ,
he then surveyed 2 jobs in 15mins each after 5 pm, all yeah , yeah , yeah ...
,we can fit that bullshit ..


when he dropped me off , I felt I needed a shower after going back to them estates , lol :) ( BURCHILL will know what I mean ,lol)


last night ..

I surprised this David Gilliespie salesman
an had him in
at the unit on our compound in the upstairs office rooms ,

as he was flanked by 2 ex door lads who work for me
I told him I was that Drunk , HELLO...:)

He started to cry
an was wailing as the lads kept pushing his shoulders down ...

I told him ,
I wont tell the police you been robbing me ,

you owe me
as worked out by Sandra the office hot dog here £6700

lots of sobbing ... more ..


I'll pay you back ,honest ..boohoo

I will honest ...boohoo

I then told him I would sort it ...he was upbeat , I told him , he was ok with me ...

I just put 10 K.....on the table an said thanks , but your fired ...BYE..






he was stunned an asked , what do you mean ,what do you mean ...

I told him I sold his debt to the Mc******* Bros on this * estate ...

you owe them 25k

have a nice day ,

is that Class or what ..:) :)


lil businessmen need to get Medieval...on scum bags ...lol

the other Guy was reported to old bill , will be arrested this Monday ,
 
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I would have liked to be a fly on the wall in that office.

Parasites.....deserve all they get!!!
 
scatmanjohn
Im feeling low what I did ...

maybe the uppers ...

but back too the robber salesmen , break someones leg , arm , repeatable , I get nothing but £20


go to the pros ...
not below

any rough sink estete will offer debt recovery ,

my old estate the gang there
their kill slowly in an tram shed over 3 weeks..

an then hunt all known families , cousins , anyone for THAT debt ...:(


thing is with the drug lad ..


I need to be spotless now with ******* at the Manc drug squad ...omg :)

He knows I dont deal ...:)
I take them
but ..........

old manc drug squad +retirement / gardening =Manchester Prison ..as if ..lol
 
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supersparky said:
why is it so blodey hard to make head or tail of everything you write moz :LOL:

I think MOz has a brilliant way of writing ,he leaves you enough room to add you're own bits to the story ,a important part of "mystery stories" would'nt you say :LOL:
 
markie
dont ever!!!

ASK!



.. at all try to give was happened ////
 
Moz, you're at least 100 times as entertaining when sober as you are when not-quite-so-sober. All power to you - keep it up.
 
Moz, great stuff. Though I dont think Alan Sugar would have sacked him in quite that way! :LOL: :LOL:
 
Well done Moz mate but why give him anything at all? He was screwing you and your company - I'd have screwed his neck :evil:
 
yep.if you read a book you get comma's full stops.and guess what they're all in a line. :LOL: ;)
 
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