If i ruled the world....

[noseall]

stroppy supermodels and demanding divas would be publicly spanked.

there would be a law against txt speak.

three lashes of the cat o' nine tails for failure to use an indicator at traffic islands.

yummy mummies using a 4x4 on a 500 yard school run would be denied chocolate for a month.

any eligible school leavers who haven't sought work or found it will be sent for national service.

 

[Thermo]

there would be a law against txt speak.

what a fine example you set oh lord and master

 

[noseall]

there would be a law against txt speak.

what a fine example you set oh lord and master

Arise Sir Thermo, first Knight of the realm.

 

[Thermo]

thats Knight my liege.....now wheres my lance?????

 

[noseall]

corrected, my subject. i'm a little stella tired tonight.

 

[toasty]

Fair point, I hate all these modern cars that don't seem to have indicators fitted as standard.

I probably indicate too much, but at least people know where I'm going.

Can I be a Viscount please? (no biscuit jokes please)

-Dan

 

[notb665]

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything - Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing.

 

[noseall]

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything - Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing.

i've not heard of any decent Nordic singers?

Swedish, yes.

i guess the Vikings must have had some good ole sing songs though?

 

[Thermo]

we are happy vikings when we eat our truffle bar Yahh! (from an old advert)

 

[ricicle]

There would be no f*****g shows like BB, Castaway, X-Factor, Pop-Idol,
Dance Fever etc etc

 

[pjholybloke]

stroppy supermodels and demanding divas would be publicly spanked.

WHERE DO I SIGN FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHERE, WHERE I SAY!!! WHERE!!!!!

 

[pjholybloke]

(PS - Pray tell master with what would they be spanked, and would you perchance be needing a chief spanker? Ta.)

 

[noseall]

i think, the more serious the tantrum the more serious the punishment.


say, demanding blue m&m's would be 10 slaps-with pants on.


throwing a mobile phone at a slave (employee)- 20 slaps, without trollies.

 

[noseall]

There would be no f*****g shows like BB, Castaway, X-Factor, Pop-Idol,
Dance Fever etc etc

HERE, HERE!

 

[Steve]

Ban phones that play music through a loudspeaker other than for ringing, and ban phones that keep beeping every minute because theres a new message. Whats the point of this?! Mine doesn't do it and i get by ok.