I was on the way out of the gym today and farted in the turnstile gassing everyone behind me for a good 5 minutes. Not sure if I should turn myself in as this may be assault?
in light of the recent sex scandals
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Doggit
Definitely could well be, well maybe. But what puzzles me, is why you hung around for 5 minutes to check for the fallout to disperse.
He was regaining consciousness.
What was he repairing in the gym ?
His fragile ego.
Very good of Ian H to photoshop the noxious cloud out of the above pic
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Doggit
Actually, the way some people work up a sweat in the gym, and haven't bothered to replenish their deodorant first, could well explain why there are revolving doors to keep the noxious odours inside.
On that basis, would Hawkeyes stink bomb have made much of a difference, and could be argued as a quid pro quo scenario. I'd let him off m'lud.
On that basis, would Hawkeyes stink bomb have made much of a difference, and could be argued as a quid pro quo scenario. I'd let him off m'lud.
That's the emergency access door (usually closed). The fart is inside that tube, once a unwitting victim enters the tube there is no coming back.
The 5 minute figure is based on an approximate estimate of how long my farts tend to linger within similar sized confined space.
The 5 minute figure is based on an approximate estimate of how long my farts tend to linger within similar sized confined space.
