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Japanese jokes

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A dustman is going along a street emptying the wheelie bins. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually, a Japanese man answers.
"Harro," he says.
"All right mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman.
"I bin on toiret," replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.
"No mate, where's ya dustbin?"
"I dust bin on toiret, I told you," says the Japanese man.
"Mate," says the dustman, "You're misunderstanding me. Where's ya wheelie bin?"
"OK, OK," says the Japanese guy, "I wheelie bin having w**k."

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