Joke: Why Bosses are arseholes!

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After being in power for nearly 80 years, Brain wanted to retire and wanted to step down and therefore arranged a meeting inviting all other organs to find his replacement, as the new boss, so he held a meeting and all the organs arrived, the process of nomination started, each organ was allowed to nominate any other organ apart from themselves, to choose a suitable candidate for a new boss.

The retiring brain first asked the heart who he would like to nominate, the heart said he would like to vote for lungs, next kidneys were asked who they would like to nominate as a new boss, it nominated the bladder, bladder was aksed who it would like to vote for and it nominated the dick, lungs nominated the mouth, liver nominated the guts, eyes nominated the ears, nose chose tounge, legs nominated the feet, and not so strangely the dick nominated the hands, and strangely the hands nominated the testicals, who in turn voted the prostate gland, legs nominated the lungs, feet nominated the head, lips nominated the tounge, nose nominated eyes, until everyone had finished nominating each other, but unfortunately there was one last candidate the brain had forgotten,
the arse looking very upset, stood up and protested to brain that why had he been forgotten? the whole room burst into an hysterical laughter, order order oredr the brain said, calming everyone upon looking at the ordeal of the arse, he first apologised and said Ok, who would you like to vote first, the arse replied since no one has voted me, therefore I would like to nominate myself as the new boss, the whole room burst into another hysterical laughter! this really upset the arse, he started to walk away from the room, and went on a strike, the brain ruled that never mind the arse is very upset and by his own choice he walked out, so we are left among ourselves to choose a new boss, so finally the brain counted all the votes, and heart gained largest number of votes, so he was nominated the new boss.

In the meantime, the arse had gone on a strike, and downed his tools, waste started to pile sky high and the stench was unbearable, bacteria started to spread everywhere, one by one all the organs started to suffer ill health, many organs were on the verge of collapsing, so everyone called for an emergency meerting, and everyone agreed that for everone's good health it is important that we choose Arse as our new boss from now on, or we will all scumb to death. hence why boss are often called arseholes!
 
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