Life means life

[calorific]

Potentially 2,697 years? He's getting off lightly

 

[Norcon]

In his statement to investigators, Schettino also said he had "tripped" and fallen into a lifeboat and was unable to get back on board despite repeated orders from the coastguard to return to his post and oversee the evacuation.

 

[calorific]

Tripped the light fantastic, morelike. Mind you, we must assume that he is innocent even though it's bleeding obvious from what other witnesses have said....

 

[noseall]

Schettino has actually sued for wrongful dismissal!

Worra cheek!