Massive power outage in Spain and Portugal.

[Deleted member 317777]

Then he realised he needed to push a button?

No

 

[Odds]

Take your pick.

Global warming,

This.

 

[IT Minion]

No

Someone else pushed the button! That makes more sense.

 

[transam]

Indeed, some hopeless folk just can't measure...

Linky Linky

"Protests in 'ghost town' where £400m ferries don't fit the harbour"

"Those unfamiliar with Scotland's so-called 'ferry fiasco' would barely believe it is a true story.

The new vessels cost quadruple their original price tag, one was delivered seven years late, the other is still being built, and both are too big to fit the main harbour for their daily journeys to and from the Isle of Arran"

We’re the French involved some where in this caper ????

 

[Highway Man]

It would’ve been worse with fossil fuels

Far worse

How?

 

[motorbiking]

Indeed, some hopeless folk just can't measure...

Cowes Floating Bridge: Troubled ferry is unfixable - report

A review finds there is no fix for the chain ferry that would be worth spending money on.

www.bbc.co.uk

Another ferry that is too big for the river.

 

[transam]

Power outage ??

Caused by attempting to get to nett zero

 

[Deleted member 317777]

Someone else pushed the button! That makes more sense.

I’m glad you worked it out….. well done

 

[fillyboy]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...il&utm_term=0_6c9c2fcf0b-272b46c75e-244228669

A MAN has looked at the power cut across Spain, considered his options, and decided that in similar circumstances in the UK he would get ****ed.

Nathan Muir of Hitchin contemplated those trapped in cities, sleeping on airport floors, abandoned on rural train routes or merely seated in dark homes and concluded alcohol would be advisable in every case.

He continued: “Whether this is a cyberattack, net zero or Putin, the future is clear: I need to start carrying a hip flask.

“And cash, of course, and I need to replenish the emergency beers I keep under the bed in the spare room. I’ve let myself get slack since lockdown ended.

“Imagine being in a completely dark Madrid, gathered at a bar, sinking Estrellas by candlelight before bunking down in the back room. Does that sound like a legendary night to anyone else?

“And nothing aids sleeping on a concrete train platform than being absolutely paralytic. Trust me. I speak from experience.”
He added: “Ideally, the power would come back on the next morning while I was urinating on an electrified rail, sending 25,000 volts up my cock and me flying backwards to cheers from the crowd. I wouldn’t be hurt because I’d still be drunk.”

 

[fillyboy]

 

[johnny2007]

It's all to do with me driving a V6 for a decade.
I changed the climate and these are the results.
Well done me!

 

[Justin Passing]

It's OK, they got light sabres.
Use the Force;

 

[robinbanks]

Take your pick:

Global warming

Trump

Sir, do you restate yourself?

 

[ReganAndCarter]

Sir, do you restate yourself?

It's those damn radishes I had in a salad last night repeating on me.

 

[ReganAndCarter]

How will the huggers charge their driveway appliances?