MISLEADING INSTRUCTIONS

[ImayKnow]

Have you come across any?

I bought a pack of grapes and the instructions said 'wash before eating'. So I did. They now taste very soapy

 

[FamilyPlumber]

I feel you bro, and I feel stupid too. Let's try eating soap next time.

 

[longdogs]

Saw a sign in a washroom today-

TEST WATER TEMPERATURE BEFORE USING

 

[Dextraneous]

Saw a sign in a washroom today-

TEST WATER TEMPERATURE BEFORE USING

I always carry a thermometer

I find signs signs saying "available in Braille" mildy ironic.

 

[longdogs]

There used to be an ad on tv for a hearing aid. It said to call them and they would send a representative round to your house. I always imagined some bloke standing outside someone's house for about two hours waiting for someone to open the door.

 

[itshere]

I bought some spuds and it also said wash before eating.

So i went and had a bath.

Came downstairs and cooked the spuds and they were still gritty.

 

[seniorservice]

There used to be an ad on tv for a hearing aid. It said to call them and they would send a representative round to your house. I always imagined some bloke standing outside someone's house for about two hours waiting for someone to open the door.

 

[EddieM]

There is stunning view near (ish) where I live, where you can see for about 40 miles, there is a sign describing the various landmarks, and of course written in braille underneath

(No offence to the blind or partially sighted intended by me BTW.)

 

[itshere]

Yesterday I cooked readymeal stew in the oven.

It said stir halfway through cooking,

So I went nextdoor and called the neighbour a ****.

 

[EddieM]

I had a dinner party last week, one of the guests asked if there was a vegetarian option, I said yes of course.


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You can f**k off!!

(courtesy F.Boyle)