MUSIC

[mlb3c]

There are all kinds. Some you like, some you hate. It's one of those things that are just a personal preference....and no one hates you for it...

here's a samplin of my neck of the woods.....
http://www.nashvillecvb.com/

it's not everyones' cuppa tea.......




flip the switch on

 

[slick50]

Nashville.....where they like both kinds of music, country and western ...

 

[EddieCurrent]

Flip the switch off.

 

[FredFlintstone]

What do you get if you play a country and western song backwards?



Your wife back, your car back, your dog back, your house back etc etc.

 

[ellal]

Top 10 worst country songs....

1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2.
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car
Don't Run, So I figure We Got An Even Deal
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

 

[Thermo]

two ladies who are hard of hearing go into the pub. One sits down and the other goes to teh bar to buy the drinks. She orders them and the barman charges a tenner for each drink.

"thats a bit expensive" she says.

"Its to cover the entrance for the live music act weve got on tonight" the barman replies.

"What is it?" asks the lady

"Country and Western" he replies

She takes her drinks and sits down with her friend.

"These drinks cost a tenner each, but theyve got some live music on" says the lady

"Who is it?" says her friend

"Not sure, but the barman said it was some c&*t from preston!"

 

[securespark]

http://www.nashvillecvb.com/

Wow mlb - what a great hairstyle you've got!!