Never Ending Story

[tim west]

the fbi in exchange for a kiss from..

 

[Chezzabelle]

their sniffer dog who barked as he saw the....

 

[tim west]

body floating in the mersey, could the body be that of...

 

[toptec]

that Vatican banker......

 

[tim west]

(you had to be careful how you said that )

or perhaps it was...no...it couldnt be....

 

[toptec]

it was, it was the man who claimed for a duck house!!!. He looked like.........

 

[Thermo]

henry the mild mannered janitor and then.......(dun dun dun daaaahhhh...thought id add some atmosphere to the story!)............

 

[toptec]

the token, old, B & Q DIY customer assistant stumbled upon the scene, took out his tape measure and put it....

 

[tim west]

in that special place where you believe you'll find it later but can never remember where that is, so now the dilemma was to give the customer good service or as usual...

 

[WDIK]

Atrrgh oop just found it

So?

just how long have you had this goat infestation

 

[tim west]

ever since i was a young lad down on the farm m'lud

 

[WDIK]

ever since i was a young lad down on the farm m'lud

you need some trees

 

[tim west]

said the big hairy postman as he bent down to...

 

[Chezzabelle]

Pick up the ten pence that was just laying on the floor in front of him, all this distraction when all that was going on around him was....

 

[WDIK]

who proceeded to deliver his fertilised trees