Never Ending Story

[wotan]

the valkyries, his faithful daughters who he sends into battle, to collect the fallen heros, and takes them to vallhalla.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

but got confused, and took them to see Eddie Van Halen instead, and found them signing along to...

 

[tim west]

helen shapiro and teasy weasy singing a duet by the name of "whose doing my beehive tonight" followed by a chorus of songs sung by...

 

[conny]

Tim, Blas & Dex in a 'Burka'esque version of......

 

[wotan]

the singing nolan sisters....accompanied by....

 

[conny]

The Bay City Rollers who have come out of retirement in order to.....

 

[tim west]

annoy the hell out of everyone again with their banal songs...

 

[conny]

but stunning fashion sense which came about when.....

 

[tim west]

their designer had a lot of curtain material left over after fitting out....

 

[tim west]

ok i'm sorry, obviously loads of bay city rollers fans on this forum.
now i've apologised can we continue?

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

their designer had a lot of curtain material left over after fitting out....

a camper van which they were going to tour in, until...

 

[tim west]

mid june whereupon they then reverted back to their old jobs of..

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

bay window roller shutter fitters, which paid well until the arrival of.....

 

[tim west]

"you buy one you get one free" which was even more irritating than their songs....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

such as "buy buy baby, baby buy buy", as they were not selling babies, but this did generate some interest from Madonna, but alas...