Never Ending Story

[conny]

how to hold your breath under water whilst....

 

[wotan]

trying to find the loot from a robbery, that had been thrown in to the water by fleeing criminals, who had robbed...

 

[conny]

the local fishmongers instead of....

 

[wotan]

the local pawn shop, the three of them, made a right balls of it, they thought the sign read 'prawn' shop.........

 

[conny]

They reall should have gone to Specsavers.

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

or gone to spellsavers instead, as there was a special on, on....

 

[conny]

buy four letters get the fifth free but then...

 

[lifesagasman]

by taking the 'fifth' you don't incriminate yourself during...

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

conversation with the Missus, as this could lead to....

 

[lifesagasman]

coitus interruptus, quite painful with a rope tied round your

 

[conny]

ankles whilst 'er hubby is...

 

[lifesagasman]

being extremely careful not to..

 

[conny]

let you hear him coming....

 

[wotan]

till he ties the other end of the rope to the number 49 bus, which is just about to pull away......

 

[lifesagasman]

from the lights..