Never Ending Story

[obmcfc]

really David Bowie in the 70s 'have you ever saw them in a room at same time' says........

 

[mikethompson]

"no thanks, I'll have a muffin"

 

[WDIK]

recent legislation has made muffin the spiders from mars, a reportable offence...

 

[tim west]

and punishable by having to listen to max bygraves albums for 24 hours or death by....

 

[conny]

Susan Boyle.

 

[tim west]

which is too horrible to even think of, unless you've....

 

[EddieM]

high on class A drugs, ultimately however, the clown, who I think may be dead arrived at Mornington Cresent, which as everyone knows is on the nothernline, just north of Euston in fact, which leads me to the unsavoury conclusion that....

 

[tim west]

peter andre and jordan...

 

[conny]

are really two transexuals in drag and think they.....

 

[tim west]

have talent but so do john and edward and thats.......

 

[WDIK]

the suedonames of a famouse cross dressing goats...

 

[tim west]

favourite basketball team that just so happens to be....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

3rd from bottom in their local Sunday League, The Northern Counties Alcoholics Anonymous on the Wagon doing Cold Turkey and have DT's think Ill stop smoking in the New Year Alliance.
Which is renowned for..

 

[oompah]

only having three teams in the entire division covering the whole of.....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

east Wales, south Scotland and Plymouth by