Never Ending Story

[WDIK]

the BSA 650cc lightening which was no match for T150V...

 

[RedHerring]

which sadly lost its popularity with the motoring fraternity when the Ford Capri........

 

[tim west]

sun was drunk leaving everyone without refreshment which didnt go down well with..

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

the French, who were planning an unplanned surprise party for....

 

[oompah]

Entente Cordiale thinking it would be a change from the .....

 

[PrenticeBoyofDerry]

the lime cordiale, that some sissy drinkers put in their lager.
Speaking of which....

 

[WDIK]

the universal lexicon protested...

 

[tim west]

to the two old grannies sitting on the park bench minding their own business...

 

[WDIK]

having both read said lexicon, concluded when reaching Z, that the zebra did it...

 

[tim west]

with the goat, which produced stripey...

 

[conny]

black and white milkshakes, which while looking a bit odd, actually tasted quite....

 

[tim west]

awful aswell, after all what would stripey milkshakes taste like?...

 

[conny]

" I fink its all white." said Arfur, "Nah," said Bert, "its got stripes and looks...."

 

[tim west]

like goats pee, "and tastes like it" said the..

 

[WDIK]

man hiding under the table, who suddenly in a blinding flash of realisation declared in a very loud voice, whats all this crap about goats about?